Well, certainly not a poll (pole) like in 'Erotic City'. Get it? Get it?
Giggity, giggity.
But the official preseason football ranking are up.
They can be seen here.
| AP Top 25 |
| 1. Florida (58) 0-0 1,498 |
| 2. Texas (2) 0-0 1,424 |
| 3. Oklahoma 0-0 1,370 |
| 4. USC 0-0 1,313 |
| 5. Alabama 0-0 1,156 |
| 6. Ohio State 0-0 1,113 |
| 7. Virginia Tech 0-0 1,054 |
| 8. Mississippi 0-0 1,047 |
| 9. Oklahoma State 0-0 989 |
| 9. Penn State 0-0 989 |
| 11. LSU 0-0 914 |
| 12. California 0-0 746 |
| 13. Georgia 0-0 714 |
| 14. Boise State 0-0 659 |
| 15. Georgia Tech 0-0 593 |
| 16. Oregon 0-0 587 |
| 17. TCU 0-0 521 |
| 18. Florida State 0-0 307 |
| 19. Utah 0-0 289 |
| 20. Brigham Young 0-0 267 |
| 21. North Carolina 0-0 261 |
| 22. Iowa 0-0 229 |
| 23. Notre Dame 0-0 225 |
| 24. Nebraska 0-0 207 |
| 25. Kansas 0-0 134 |
| USA Today Poll |
| 1. Florida (53) 0-0 1,466 |
| 2. Texas (4) 0-0 1,386 |
| 3. Oklahoma (1) 0-0 1,358 |
| 4. USC (1) 0-0 1,321 |
| 5. Alabama 0-0 1,134 |
| 6. Ohio State 0-0 1,126 |
| 7. Virginia Tech 0-0 1,020 |
| 8. Penn State 0-0 988 |
| 9. LSU 0-0 917 |
| 10. Mississippi 0-0 889 |
| 11. Oklahoma State 0-0 861 |
| 12. California 0-0 711 |
| 13. Georgia 0-0 707 |
| 14. Oregon 0-0 694 |
| 15. Georgia Tech 0-0 559 |
| 16. Boise State 0-0 542 |
| 17. TCU 0-0 461 |
| 18. Utah 0-0 404 |
| 19. Florida State 0-0 371 |
| 20. North Carolina 0-0 293 |
| 21. Iowa 0-0 257 |
| 22. Nebraska 0-0 236 |
| 23. Notre Dame 0-0 194 |
| 24. Brigham Young 0-0 178 |
| 25. Oregon State 0-0 165 |
Penn State is right where they should be, in the 8-12 range that I predicted. I'm not sure how Ohio State is so high with all they lost in the offseason, but hey, that's why these are just preseason polls.
I'll give anyone that $1 million in Penn State bucks if the polls end up like this at the end. Just think about some of the great things you could buy with that, like this for example.
Anyway, lastly about the poll, Florida is the consensus and easy #1. I hate Florida (who doesn't even play Ole Miss and Bama during the season). I hate Tebow. There I said it. I hate Tebow, and guess what, I didn't get struck by lightning after saying it. That whole Tebowgate thing from last month was pathetic. I mean, how dare somebody slight God on Earth himself, Tim Tebow. Hey Tebow, live it up now, because being a 4th round pick in the NFL won't cut it. Oh that's right, you don't. Which, when you had a girlfriend that looks like this, I'm gonna call bs on anyway. This guy here has it right, 15 pertinent questions for Mr. Tebow.
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