Penn State football dodges a bullet today with LB Navorro Bowman avoiding jailtime for breaking his parole by admitting to smoking pot twice.
This is good news for Penn State as Bowman, should he keep himself out of trouble from now on, will most likely (knowing how PSU operates) now just be suspended for a game or two against the likes of SW Rhode Island Christian Tech and DeVry University.
Should he get thrown in jail though, a word of advice to guarantee that nobody messes with you and survive:
1. Walk up and just deck the biggest mofo in there.
or
2. Crap in your hand, smear it on yourself and eat it.
Either way, nobody's laying a hand on you.
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