Monday, May 4, 2009

Morning Dump


Well, what a letdown of a weekend, culminating in the Pirates being shutout for the third time in four games. I'm passing the hat around, we're gonna take a collection and buy them the Tom Emanski videos. Like the Vegas Jesus said, Murderer's Row indeed.

On to the links...

- A link to the Pirates' game recap yesterday. Move along, nothing to see.

- The Pirates still have the best ERA in the majors and give up the lowest runs/game. The defense appears to be the best in the bigs also. Our GM though, exuding of confidence, expects the other shoe to drop.

- Karstens gives up too many walks, too many pitches, and too many homeruns. It's said that it's a formula for failure. I say that desperation, booze, and mediocre women are just as formulamatic.

- Scouting the Brewers.

- Limas "Stonehands and I'm Hurt" Sweed and Mendenhall are looking for better sophomore seasons. In my expert, and yes say it with me, uncontestable, opinion, they'll both be fine.

- The Pens are still looking for scoring from an offensive player not named Malkin or Crosby. Speaking of Malkin...

- He's having a goal drought. Here and here. If he continues with these stat lines, the Pens will be enjoying some mid-May golfing very soon.

- Like clockwork and my habit of not getting work done at work, an opposing coach bitches about the Pens getting calls go their way.

- However, it's not all rainclouds and puppy killing, the Pens are still confident, and they should be with how they played on Saturday and this nugget:

The Caps are now 7-1 all-time in Game 1s against the Penguins, but just 1-6 in the previous seven series.






2 comments:

  1. They asked him about his drought, Malkin, that is, and he said he will have to fix that in Game 2...WHOOOOOO!

    http://www.everythingpittsburgh.net

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  2. And after that he said, "If he dies, he dies".

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